Klaus and Klarry

Okay, so this blog post is hardly timely given that we've just left summer. It's not my fault, the computer was on the fritz and Papa took so long to decide on buying a new one. But now we got one so I can tell my story...finally.

So - last year it was a fucking hot summer. These Germans do NOT know how to do air conditioning AT ALL. So for someone of my furry disposition, it was a fucking uncomfortable few months.

This year I put my paw down and said to the olds, I CANNOT GO THROUGH THAT KIND OF SUMMER AGAIN.

They said they would think about it.

A little while later a huge box arrived.  'What the fuck is that?' I asked.
'

Its for you...its a present for you Barney!' They said. 'Open it!!'

So I did, and it was a fan...woo hoo! no more sticky nights!

I got it out, turned it on and it was amazing. Loved it. I called him KLARRY.

Until I noticed that Klarry had a bend in his metal. Ohh  man, I'm a stickler for symmetry and I didn't want that bend to harsh my cool breeze mellow :(

As much as I loved Klarry, I couldn't keep my eye off his flaw.

'We've got to do something about this', and by WE I meant Papa should fix it. He got in contact with the seller and they said they would send us another one, and we could keep the old one? Fuck yea!

So a couple of days later we got the new one. We checked it over and he was perfect...I called him Klaus.

Double fan of Klaus and Klarry, it was amazing, but even I realised two is too much. So I decided to stick with Klaus and we gave Klarry to the needy.

I love Klaus.