It seems I'm getting taken out for walks now more than ever before. I don't know what it is but I mostly like it.
My neighbourhood is the shit and there is always something to see.
Down at the Jaegerstube...
Seeing who has been here lately...sniff sniff
Mama and Papa think this kind of shit is adorable...its a bear, I'm a dog, what's the point?
There's always some new graffiti to check out...
and then there's fucking rain...
so we go to Humana, the best second hand shop in Berlin...
with too many fucking steps...
and idiot dogs...
even outside I need to be on my guard all the time, this white one was busting my chops. 'Piss off!' I said....
But I do love my 'hood, look at this cool view, of me, the architecture is ok too.
Here we are riding an elevator to collect a package from a neighbour...woo hoo, no steps!
and outside again, in the fucking puddles...
which leave me dirty as a mo'fo...
which means mandatory shower time, when all I wanna do is sleep. For F's sake...
Out and about again, and I need to deal with the bullshit Dogism that some shops openly display. Fuck em, I piss on their shop...
And this brings us to today...Papa says 'You'll love this Barney, it's a dog run where you can go free!'
Has he seen these thug dogs they let in here...geez I thought I was going to get eaten.
And Mama's no fucking help...on the safe side of the fence....
I had to make my own way out of there...
But that's Friedrichshain for you, danger and excitement, all in the heart of Berlin - I wouldn't have it any other way. Peace!
My neighbourhood is the shit and there is always something to see.
Down at the Jaegerstube...
Seeing who has been here lately...sniff sniff
Mama and Papa think this kind of shit is adorable...its a bear, I'm a dog, what's the point?
There's always some new graffiti to check out...
and then there's fucking rain...
so we go to Humana, the best second hand shop in Berlin...
with too many fucking steps...
and idiot dogs...
even outside I need to be on my guard all the time, this white one was busting my chops. 'Piss off!' I said....
But I do love my 'hood, look at this cool view, of me, the architecture is ok too.
Here we are riding an elevator to collect a package from a neighbour...woo hoo, no steps!
and outside again, in the fucking puddles...
which leave me dirty as a mo'fo...
which means mandatory shower time, when all I wanna do is sleep. For F's sake...
Out and about again, and I need to deal with the bullshit Dogism that some shops openly display. Fuck em, I piss on their shop...
And this brings us to today...Papa says 'You'll love this Barney, it's a dog run where you can go free!'
Has he seen these thug dogs they let in here...geez I thought I was going to get eaten.
And Mama's no fucking help...on the safe side of the fence....
I had to make my own way out of there...
But that's Friedrichshain for you, danger and excitement, all in the heart of Berlin - I wouldn't have it any other way. Peace!
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