Saturday 11 July 2015

Tanks very much

The weather has been crazy here in Berlin. One minute it's raining so I can't go out, then next it's so hot that I can't go out. It's enough to make a doggy go bat shit crazy.

So I try to amuse myself at home.

First I made myself into a robot, 

Barney the pomeranian, doggy dress up,

That turned out to be too easy and only seconds of fun. So I asked Papa to help me make something more elaborate.

He said, "What about a tank?"

I thought I would look like a fucking idiot, but went with it anyway.

We stuck some bits together and I put it on.

Barney the pomeranian, doggy dress up,

I wasn't really sure...

Barney the pomeranian, doggy dress up,

But Papa said it looked ok, so I went with it.

Barney the pomeranian, doggy dress up,

It's got a bit of maneuverability, 

Barney the pomeranian, doggy dress up,

Pretty good side profile, 

Barney the pomeranian, doggy dress up,

And the important 'sit'ability'.

Barney the pomeranian, doggy dress up,

Now I'm going to take the u-bahn while wearing it :)